Saturday, May 7, 2011

Umpiring: Hazards of the trade

A list of the places I've been hit by a thrown, bounced, or batted baseball in the last six weeks:

1.) left hand
2.) Left shoulder
3.) Left collarbone
4.) Right calf
5.) Twice-- forehead (with a mask on)


Names and phrases, other than my given birth name, referred toward me in those same six weeks:

1.) "Wake up, blue!"
2.) Good for nothing
3.) Blind.
4.) Worthless

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